Aggies Getting Their Squeeze On

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I had always thought some of the Aggie traditions were crazy, but I really have no words to explain what is going on here. Someone told me it is some thing where they bunch together real close in a square and try to protect their dog. Apparently the corp members crowd together at critical times during a game and squeeze their testicles in order to feel the pain of the players and inspire the team. (thanks Mick) Sounds Aggie-rific to me. Maybe they just knew they were going to lose.

And what is the deal with the guy in the front? Is he friends with Aggie basketball legend Chris Walker maybe?

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Update: Click “more” below to see a sweet animated .gif and YouTube video of the squeezin’.

Aggies squeeze

(Animated .gif courtesy of DizzG on Orangebloods and video from BON)

Update #2: Don’t forget, None Suck More Than OU.

18 Comments

1

Brandon said (10/02/2006):

I could understand if they performed this…umm…thing AFTER Tech scored to take the lead.

Let’s be honest. That had to be a punch to the nuts.

A premonition of things to come, perhaps?

2

Matt said (10/02/2006):

Can it get much more embarrassing than that? And on national TV no less.

3

Marsha said (10/03/2006):

wow…as Paris Hilton would say “That’s Hot!”

4

Matt said (10/03/2006):

How is that hot? They look retarded.

5

Manda said (10/03/2006):

Those who are natives of Texas must be proud!

6

Marcos said (10/03/2006):

Hot damn. They look hot, dude.

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Clinton Huff said (10/19/2006):

Oh A&M…ummm yeah…….

8

Kansas Sooner said (12/02/2006):

If they’re gonna do crap like that, why don’t they change their name to the Faggies?

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brian said (01/01/2007):

what a bunch of ******!!! they think they are marines, they aint ****!!! hey at least we won our bowl game!!!

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TexAgMan said (02/25/2007):

Faggies … hmm … wow that’s original, no really! I’m not kidding … we’ve never heard that one before, you’re the first.

You should trademark that sucker before someone beats you to it.

And they don’t all think they’re Marines. Some of them are Marines, some are Navy, some are Army, some are Air Force, etc … but none of them are obligated to go into the service. It’s just that the state stops paying for their stuff when they become a Junior, so it’s sign up or pay your own way for the last two years.

But to the subject at hand, I seriously have no idea what our boys are doing here. It just looks like they’re “humping it” for a yell to me. I never seen nor heard of anything about corps guys crushing their nuts to cheer on the team?!?!? That would be a new one for me. What’s actually happening here is that the dog handlers are protecting Ms. Revelle, I don’t know what that guy in the front is doing.

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JW said (04/27/2007):

You only say stuff like that because you don’t know anything about A&M traditon and history. We are an older school than yours… so we were were here first. You guys are the intruders. Oh yeah and how about the numbers 12-7 this year. Y’all are way too cocky.

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Brian said (04/27/2007):

JW that was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.

13

David said (08/17/2007):

Hey, don’t be hatin’ on my Ags. I, too, like to squeeze my testicles periodically.

14

Brad from Fairy, TX said (08/17/2007):

I see that I would have been a natural Aggie Yell Leader. Whoop! Ouch, I need some ice.

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chris said (08/17/2007):

HAHAHAHA!! Good one Brad! Dont squeeze yourself so hard next time.

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Bevo Sports » Oklahoma fans like grabbing dudes’ balls said (08/23/2007):

[…] There may be more to come on this story but for now the only conclusion to come to is that people from Oklahoma are insane and like to grab other guys’ balls. At least Aggies keep their hands to themselves and only squeeze their own. This whole story is nuts. […]

17

garcia said (05/05/2008):

38- 30 *******

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garcia said (05/05/2008):

A&M was first in 1876 ya dumb hippy

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